Перевод песни Fat man — Jethro Tull (Джетро Талл)

Don′t want to be a fat man
People would think that I was just good fun, man
Would rather be a thin man
I am so glad to go on being one, man
Too much to carry around with you
No chance of finding a woman, who
Will love you in the morning and all the nighttime too

Don't want to be a fat man
Have not the patience to ignore all that
Hate to admit to myself
Half of my problems came from being fat
Won′t waste my time feeling sorry for him
I've seen the other side to being thin
Roll us both down a mountain and I'm sure
The fat man would win