Перевод песни What the world needs — Ride the cyclone

[Ocean]
No nooo!
What the world needs
Is people like me
To keep it all spinning around
I'm the mover, I'm the shaker, I'm the headline—maker
Mmm, I get up
I get up
And no one's gonna keep me down

Okay, it's clear, I'm the top of this class
These folks here, well, they pump the gas
Fetch me a coffee, shine my shoes
Some of us are winners, some were born to lose

You got the sandwich artist, the security guard
The Walmart greeter with an overdrawn credit card

He smokes ganja
Ooh, it's so groovy
To stay at home and watch a Transformer movie!

She serves me coke and a medium fries
And no thanks, I don't want it supersized
'Cause that's low—class! Diabetes in a cup!
Keep your head down, and things will look up

[Ocean & Choir]
What the world needs is people like me
To keep it all spinning around
I'm the mover, I'm the shaker, I'm the headline—maker

[Ocean]
Mmm, I get up

[Constance]
She gets up!

[Ocean]
And no one's gonna keep me down

Seriously?
This one here, he's rarein' to fail!
He'll rob a 7—11 and go straight to jail
Maybe steal hubcaps, maybe steal booze
Expressing himself with his homemade tattoos!

Soccer mom, minivan
Four little brats, no steady man
Do we really need another organ donor?
...Maybe that was a little harsh, love you!

Ohhhh,
Pokémon, Spiderman
This kid doesn't have an attention span
And what's he gonna do, solve a Rubik's Cube?
[whispered]
How long's he got if we feed him through a tube?

[Ocean & Choir]
What the world needs is people like me
To keep it all spinning around
I'm the mover, I'm the shaker, I'm the headline—maker

[Ocean]
Mmm, I get up

[Choir]
She gets up!

[Ocean]
And no one's gonna keep me down!

And as we move through life
We find our place in the crowd

[Choir]
Some don't make the cut
That's crystal clear—o!

[Ocean]
Oh yes, oh yes!
Oh, isn't someone keeping score
I've gotta say this out so loud
I mean—

[Ocean & Choir]
Do we really need another zero?
Or a zero?
Or a zero?
Or a zero?
Or a zero?

[Ocean]
Add 'em all up and you still get zero!
What you really need is a futher muckin' hero!

[Choir]
And oh oh!

[Ocean]
He'll never learn to read!

[Choir]
And oh oh!

[Ocean]
He's never gonna breed!

[Choir]
And oh oh!

[Ocean]
Going to jail, guaranteed!

[Ocean & Choir except Jane]
And she's a freaky monster!

[Choir]
Yes, there's a problem!

[Ocean]
I'm the solution!
Darwin had a theory called

[Choir]
Evolution!

[Ocean]
He put it into words, and it's plain to see
We need a little less of them
A little more of me!

[Mischa & Ricky with the line below]
What the world needs is people like me
To keep it all spinning around
I'm the mover, I'm the shaker, I'm the headline—maker
Mmm, she gets up!

[Constance & Jane & Noel with the line above]
We can't all be heroes
No!
Most of us?
Zero—ohs!

[Ocean on the background]
Me
Me me
Me me
Me me
Me me
Oh oh
A little more of
Me!

[Mischa & Ricky with the line below]
She gets up!
Oh what the world needs is people like me
To keep it all spinnin' around
I'm the mover, I'm the shaker, I'm the headline—maker
Mmm, she gets up!
She gets up!
Some stay down!

[Constance & Jane & Noel with the line above]
We can't all be heroes
No!
Most of us?
Zero—ohs
Some fly high
She gets up
She gets up

[Ocean on the background]
I get up!
I get up!
And no one's gonna keep me down!
Doooown!