Перевод песни Steve Berman (skit) — Eminem

Steve Berman & Eminem:
["Ain't Nuttin' But Music" by D12 plays in the background]
"This motherfucker, man..."
[Eminem knocks the door, sighs, and the door opens.]
"It's ridiculous, I can't believe it! Oh, hold on a minute. Em..."
"What up?"
"Have a seat. Dre, I'll call you back."
[Steve hangs up the phone.]
"What now?"
"I don't even know where to start..."
"Okay...?"
"I got the album from upstairs..."
"And...?"
"And this, is by far, the most..."
[Eminem cocks a gun and shoots at Steve.]
"...incredible thing... I've ever... heard..."